Poles apart: From PhDs to Pirouettes

For anyone who has never completed Duke Nukem 3D on the Sega Saturn with all the toilets in the game destroyed, Snowblind Studios have conveniently released the classic game "Death Tank" for the Xbox360.  Whilst the natty (and yet intelligible) theme tune has disappeared, it's been replaced by a giant flaming skull.  It supports only 4 players locally, but up to 8 for Xbox Live games.  Now, I've never had a Live subscription, but if anything was going to convince me, it'd be Death Tank.

So come on - download Death Tank from the marketplace, get online and let me practice my virtical Mirvs on you.  Handily, the time difference between the UK and Australia reduces by one hour this weekend to +10 BST, and the weekend after that will be only 9.  So really, there's no excuse.  Unless you don't have an XBox.  In which case, go out and buy one, then buy Death Tank and subscribe to Xbox Live and play with me. 

Death Tank!  Monkey spank!  My tank is the red tank!