Condoms!!!!

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper>

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work.

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

OnDigital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

mars condom - helps you work, rest and play.

lukozade - a.i.d.s. recovery

Pot Noodle Condom - Everything else is just pants

Or my favorite HSBC - Guaranteed to keep you richer
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I have thought of another one....

Microsoft condoms - Where do you want to go today?

Lets hope they don't come with as many Security flaws as other Microsoft products ;)