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28 Interesting Facts
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- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (So what are you waiting for?)
- If you fart consistantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb.
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
- On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
- Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (Left-handies take note!!)
- In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
- Polar bears are left handed.
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animals having the most taste buds.
- The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a footbal field.
- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
- A gorilla's penis is 1/3 that of a human.
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
- The giraffe has a black tongue that is 14 inches long and about no vocal cords.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
- A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
- Starfishes haven't got brains.
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