A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a bottle. He
looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.
A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said,
"For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to
Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships
make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a bridge to be built from
here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do
that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold
up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of
the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed.
No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other
thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand
women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are
they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two
lanes or four?
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