A blonde dies and goes to heaven. She is met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "I see that you were a blonde on earth," said St. Pete. "We don't allow too many blondes into heaven. In order to get in, you'll have to answer three questions."
"Ooohhhh," replied the blonde. "I was never very good at answering questions."
"Well, then, I'll give you the three questions and you can spend some time in Purgatory thinking about them. When you're ready, send word to me and I'll let you come up and try to answer them. First, how many days of the week have a t in them? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, how many d's are there In Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer?"
The blonde heads off for Purgatory and is gone for several months. Finally she reappears at the pearly gates and tells St. Peter that she's ready to try to answer the questions.
"Okay," says the gate keeper, "how many days of the week have t in them."
"Two," said the blonde. "Today and tomorrow!"
"Aarrgh!" said St. Peter, shaking his head. "That's right - sort of. Now,
how many seconds in a year?"
"Twelve."
"Twleve? How do you get twelve?"
"January 2nd, February 2nd..."
"Uurghh! Well, how about this last one...how many d's in Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Raindeer?" asked St. Peter
"Two-hundred forty-one," replied the blonde.
"Two hundred forty-one? How did you ever come up with two hundred
forty-one?"
"De-de, de-de-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de-de-deee," she hummed.
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