Awkward's Humour and Sillies

Acronyms

PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDNIt Still Does Nothing
APPLEArrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSISystem Can't See It
DOSDefective Operating System
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBMI Blame Microsoft
DECDo Expect Cuts
CD-ROMConsumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWWWorld Wide Wait
MACINTOSHMost Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUMProduces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOLCompletely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGAA Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISPLots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPSMeaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWSWill Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIROGarbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFTMost Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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