Awkward's Humour and Sillies

University of Illinois Entrance Exam

Football player version
Time limit: 3 weeks

  1. What language is spoken in France?

  2. Either:

  3. Would you ask William Shakespear to:

  4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

  5. Metric conversion
    – how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

  7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)

  8. What are the people in America's far north called?

  9. Spell:
    – Bush
    – Carter
    – Clinton.

  10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth.
    Name the previous five.

  11. Where does the rain come from?

  12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

  13. What are coat hangers used for?

  14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

  15. Either:

  16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?

  17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

  18. Advanced math – If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

  19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Co.) stand for?

  20. The University of Illinois tradition for efficiency began when?

* You must answer THREE(3) or more questions correctly to qualify *

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