Awkward's Humour and Sillies

Life's Important Questions

Here are a few very IMPORTANT questions for you!!!
Read on!!

• Do pillarboxes eat your mail??
• How many cabbages can you fit into one garden?
• Are there aliens?
• Are you one?
• Am i one??
• Have i lost my mind?
• Do i need to ask?
• Have i picked up someonelses irritating habit??
• If your colour blind is the sun pink?
• Does it matter?
• If an ant had it's head cut off, would it still be able to breath?
• Could he still walk?
• When will it all stop?
• When you die do you turn into a cloud?
• How many lobsters does it take to make a pot?
• How long is a mile?
• What is time?
• Do penguins freeze if you put one in your fridge?
• If i flew around the world the wrong way would i be a day older?
• When would next week be today?
• Are holes real or just a figment of my imagination??
• Do porqupines make pies?
• Do pigieons migrate?
• Is there such things as bottomless pits??
• Are you one?
• Does flipper really exist?
• Ooooooo.........does GOD exist?
• PROOVE IT???
• Have you seen my leg?
• Why did the hippy chick cross the road?
• If you saw superman, what would you say?
• Don't look now, but is that a spider on your head???
• Could i possably talk any more crap?

  is this really the end?...........

  is it???????

• What is the point???
• Why am I me???
• What is the time??
• How old is the moon?
• How many chickens are there????
• Why do men and women look different???
• What is Sex??
• How do you do it?
• How are babies made?
• Do you drink Orange juice??
• Why did Mary have a little lamb???
• Was it painful?
• What is a rainbow??
• What is colour?
• How old is an old man?
• Are you old?
• Why do men's toilets smell??
• Do boys grow up to be chimpanzies??
• What is the meaning of life??
• How much is........much???
• Can pigs really fly??
• Do horses really watch neighbours??
• Is Yvonne mad??
• Is Joe mad???
• Are we all mad??
• Does corn actually have ears??
• Is Mr Potato head real??
• What is Oxygen for??
• Where can I get some???
• Will I get high??
• Can I fly??
• Can i join the 'mile high club'????
• What is the alphabet??
• What is the point?
• What were dinosaurs??
• Did they look like trees?
• Why do we eat?
• Why do we shit???
• Why is Mike a tosser?????????????????????????
• Can i diffuse through a wall??
• If i make a face in the wind, will it stick???
• What are humans??
• If our sewage flows into the sea, and the sea evaporates into clouds,
  does that mean we are pissing on ourselfs???
• What is belly button fluff??
• Can i eat my eye??
• Will I be able to see my insides??
• Do animals have souls??
• Do you have a life??
• Do i??
• Are you tired yet??
• If i cross my eyes will i turn into a psyclops???
• Do you beleive in fairys??
• Are you getting pissed off with all these questions?
• Is it anoying??
• What do you think??
• Why not??
• If my watch stops, will time stand still??
• If i break a mirror....will it crack??
• Will I get bad luck??
• Will I get eaten by a monster??
• Do you get monsters under your bed????
• Was little red riding hood little??
• Do you get killer rabbits??
• If I follow the yellow brick road, will I meet the scarecrow??
• What is a Munchkin??
• Are you one??
• How many munchkins can you fit in a bus??
• What's a stooky??????
• Can I eat one??
• Will it taste nice?
• Is purple really purple???
• What are the colours of a rainbow, IN ORDER ???
• Who are the seven dwarfs??
• Can I visit them???
• Can I live in a cupboard??
• Is the moon made of cheese??
• Can I eat it??
• What happens to the hole from the polo??
• Can I eat that??
• If I ate all the food in the world, how big would I get???
• Will I be bigger than you???
• Can trees talk??
• Can vampires buy blood in a carton??
• Do they eat hair???
• What are feet???
• Do I have any??
• Was Mosses scared of water???
• Do fish smell like fish???
• What were the knights of Neeeeee???
• How many questions have I asked??
• Have you seen my nose hair????
• Was it green??
• Is yours green?
• Has Joe finally flipped?????????????????????????

• Why am I doing this?

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