There were three guys walking through the desert. One had a canteen of water, one had a loaf of bread and the other had a car door.
An old man came crawling through the desert, he went up to the guy with the canteen of water and asked, "why do you have that canteen of water?"
The guy said, "if I get thirsty, then I can drink some."
The old man crawls up to the guy and asks, "why do you have that loaf of bread?"
The man replied, if I get hungry, I can eat some."
The old man crawles up to the guy with the car door and asks,"why do you have that car door?"
The man replies, "if I get hot, than I can roll down the window.
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