For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other
in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm
going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for
thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of
his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes,
from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking
of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the
bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and
said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its
head."
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