An American, from West Virginia, on holiday was coming across the Torpoint Ferry into Cornwall for the first time.
Upon seeing some seagulls, he said to the man next to him, "Them's durned pretty burds."
The man said, "Them's gulls."
"Well", said the American, "Gulls or boys, them's durned pretty burds."
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