Awkward's Humour and Sillies

Moles

There were three moles digging through the ground and they suddenly come upon a house.
Papa Mole, being the leader of the family, decides to check out the house. He digs a hole
through the kitchen floor and notices a pleasant odor. He says, "That smells good. I think
I smell jelly."

Mama Mole hears him and comes through the hole and says, "Hmmm? I don't know what you smell,
but all I smell is jam."

Baby Mole, a curious little tyke, comes through the same hole and says with disappointment,
"Hey, all I smell is molasses."

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