Subject: [TTFF] FW: Anagrams


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>Here are some interesting anagrams, some of them are classics:
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>Tony Blair PM - I'm Tory plan B
>Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot 
>Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien 
>David Mellor - Dildo marvel 
>The Houses of Parliament - Loonies far up the Thames 
>Francois Mitterand - Mad strain of cretin 
>Performance related pay - Mere end of year claptrap 
>Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case 
>The Open University - Intrusive Neophyte 
>The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop 
>Acorn Computers - Crap to consumer 
>Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend 
>Eastenders - needs a rest 
>Home and Away - Aha..yawn mode 
>Eldorado - Real dodo 
>Selina Scott - Elastic snot 
>Peter Ustinov - Eruptive snot 
>Actors - scrota 
>Robert De Niro - error on bidet 
>Rita Hayworth - Hot hairy wart 
>Sir Alec Guinness - Clearing sinuses 
>Mel Gibson - big melons 
>Arnold Schwarzenegger - He's grown large 'n' crazed 
>Kylie Minogue - I like 'em young 
>Gloria Estefan - large fat noise 
>Chris Rea - rich arse 
>Marti Pellow - Ill tapeworm 
>Madonna the material girl - Real dim man-eating harlot 
>Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled 
>Diego Maradona - O dear I'm a gonad 
>Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man 
>Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag 
>Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below 
>Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester - Boddington's stomach ache
fermenter 
>Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive - Pint 'o' lager virtually erases
sexiness 
>An Intel Pentium Processor - Customer nipple not arisen 
>Pentium Processor - Computerises porn 
>Motorway Service Station - I eat coronary vomit stews