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PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
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ISDN |
It Still Does Nothing |
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SCSI |
System Can't See It |
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DOS |
Defective Operating System |
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BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
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IBM |
I Blame Microsoft |
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DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
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CD-ROM |
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
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OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon, Too |
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WWW |
World Wide Wait |
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MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
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PENTIUM |
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
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COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
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AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
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RISC |
Reduced Into Silly Code |
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LISP |
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
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MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
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WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
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MICROSOFT |
Most intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |