PC Light Bulb Jokes
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- Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
- A. We just noticed that the room was dark; We don't actually
fix problems.
- Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle; One to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb; One to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...
(And so on and so on...)
- Q. How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
- A. We've formed a task force to study the problem of why
lightbulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as
supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not
harder.
- Q. How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- A. MIS has received your request concerning your hardware
problem, and has assigned Service Number 39712 to your request.
Please use this number for any future reference to this lightbulb
issue. You will be contacted by the next available technical
specialist.
- Q. How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to
change a light bulb?
- A. We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and seems to
be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok.
Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five
things wrong . . . have you tried the light switch?
- Q. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a
light bulb?
- A. Three; two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb
onto a water faucet.
- Q. How many developers does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A. The light bulb works just fine on the system in my
office...
- Q. How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A. You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed
light bulb would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb
class so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change
message.
- Q. How many shipping dept. people does it take to change a
light bulb?
- A. We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. Or if you
call before 2pm and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed
overnight.
- Q. How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light
bulb?
- A. It depends upon how many burned-out lightbulbs he brought
with him.
- Q. How many Windows users does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A. One, but he/she will swear up and down that it was just as
easy for him/her as it would have been for a MacIntosh user.
- Q. How many MicroSoft engineers does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A. None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new
industry standard.