:-) ;; Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-) ;; Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-( ;; Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I ;; Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie

:-> ;; User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> ;; Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

(-: ;; User is left handed

%-) ;; User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) ;; User is drunk

[:] ;; User is a robot

8-) ;; User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) ;; Sunglasses on head

::-) ;; User wears normal glasses

B-) ;; User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) ;; User is a little girl

:-)-8 ;; User is a Big girl

:-{) ;; User has a mustache

:-{} ;; User wears lipstick

{:-) ;; User wears a toupee

}:-( ;; Toupee in an updraft

:-[ ;; User is a Vampire

:-E ;; Bucktoothed vampire

:-F ;; Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 ;; User just made a wry statement

:-* ;; User just ate something sour

:-)~ ;; User drools

:-~) ;; User has a cold

:'-( ;; User is crying

:'-) ;; User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ ;; User is screaming

:-# ;; User wears braces

:^) ;; User has a broken nose

:v) ;; User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_) ;; User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<) ;; User is from an Ivy League School

:-& ;; User is tongue tied.

=:-) ;; User is a hosehead

-:-) ;; User is a punk rocker

-:-( ;; (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=) ;; User has two noses

+-:-) ;; User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) ;; User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) ;; Same thing...other side

|-I ;; User is asleep

|-O ;; User is yawning/snoring

:-Q ;; User is a smoker

:-? ;; User smokes a pipe

O-) ;; Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O:-) ;; User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P ;; Nyahhhh!

:-S ;; User just made an incoherent statement

:-D ;; User is laughing (at you!)

:-X ;; User's lips are sealed

:-C ;; User is really bummed

<|-) ;; User is Chinese

<|-( ;; User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/ ;; User is skeptical

C=:-) ;; User is a chef

@= ;; User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) ;; User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o ;; Uh oh!

(8-o ;; It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) ;; And Bozo the Clown!

3:] ;; Pet smilie

3:[ ;; Mean Pet smilie

d8= ;; Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) ;; User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 ;; User is licking his/her lips

%-6 ;; User is braindead

[:-) ;; User is wearing a walkman

(:I ;; User is an egghead

<:-I ;; User is a dunce

K:P ;; User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) ;; User is wearing a turban

:-0 ;; No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: ;; Mutant Smilie

.-) ;; User only has one eye

,-) ;; Ditto...but he's winking

X-( ;; User just died

8:-) ;; User is a wizard

C=}>;*{)) ;; Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee

in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:) ;; Midget smilie

:] ;; Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=) ;; Variation on a theme...

:} ;; - What should we call these? (what?)

:) ;; Happy

:> ;; what?

:@ ;; what?

:D ;; Laughter

:I ;; Hmmm...

:( ;; Sad

:[ ;; Real Downer

:< ;; what?

:{ ;; what?

:O ;; Yelling

:C ;; what?

:Q ;; what?

:,( ;; Crying

[] ;; Hugs and

:* ;; Kisses

|I ;; Asleep

|^o ;; Snoring

:-` ;; smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 ;; smiley bland face

:-! ;; smiley bland face

:-@ ;; smiley face screaming

:-#| ;; smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$ ;; smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:-% ;; smiley banker

:-6 ;; smiley after eating something sour

:^) ;; smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:-7 ;; smiley after a wry statement

8-) ;; smiley swimmer

:-* ;; smiley after eating something bitter

:-& ;; smiley which is tongue-tied

:-0 ;; smiley orator

;; invisible man

(:-( ;; unsmiley frowning

(:-) ;; smiley big-face

):-) ;; smiley big-face

):-( ;; unsmiley big-face

)8-) ;; scuba smiley big-face

=:-) ;; smiley punk-rocker

=:-( ;; (real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-) ;; smiley priest

:-q ;; smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-e ;; disappointed smiley

:-t ;; cross smiley

:-i ;; semi-smiley

:-o ;; smiley singing national anthem

:-p ;; smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ ;; un-smiley blockhead

:-] ;; smiley blockhead

:-{ ;; smiley variation on a theme

:-} ;; ditto

{:-) ;; smiley with its hair parted in the middle

}:-) ;; above in an updraft

:-a ;; lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-s ;; smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-d ;; lefty smiley razzing you

g-) ;; smiley with ponce-nez glasses

:-j ;; left smiling smilely

:-k ;; beats me, looks like something, though

:-l ;; y. a. s.

:-: ;; mutant smiley

:- ;; undecided smiley

:-| ;; "have an ordinary day" smiley

;-) ;; winking smiley

:-< ;; real sad smiley

:-> ;; y.a.s.

:-z ;; y.a.c.s.

:-x ;; "my lips are sealed" smiley

:-c ;; bummed out smiley

:-v ;; talking head smiley

:v) ;; left-pointing nose smiley

:-b ;; left-pointing tongue smiley

:-/ ;; lefty undecided smiley

:-? ;; smilely smoking a pipe

.-] ;; one-eyed smilely

,-} ;; wry and winking

0-) ;; smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

:-=) ;; older smiley with mustache

:u) ;; smiley with funny-looking left nose

:n) ;; smiley with funny-looking right nose

:< ;; midget unsmiley

:> ;; midget smiley

}:^#}) ;; mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley

with a double-chin

:-) ;; ha ha

~~:-( ;; net.flame

|-) ;; hee hee

O|-) ;; net.religion

|-D ;; ho ho

:-> ;; hey hey

8:-I ;; net.unix-wizards

:-( ;; boo hoo

X-( ;; net.suicide

:-I ;; hmm

E-:-I ;; net.ham-radio

:-O ;; uh oh

>:-I ;; net.startrek

:-P ;; nyah nyah

3:o[ ;; net.pets

|-P ;; yuk

:-} ;; beard

:-{ ;; mustache

:-# ;; braces

:-X ;; bow tie

:-Q ;; smoker

<:I ;; dunce

(:I ;; egghead

@:I ;; turban

8-) ;; glasses

B-) ;; horn-rims

8:-) ;; glasses on forehead

:-8( ;; condescending stare

;-) ;; wink

>:-< ;; mad

:-( ;; Drama

:-) ;; Comedy

:-o ;; Surprise

8-| ;; Suspense

:- ;; Male

>- ;; Female

|-O ;; Birth

8-# ;; Death

8 ;; Infinity