10 Things A Klingon Software Developer Would Say

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Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

• "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
• "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
• "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
• "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
• "Our competitors are without honor!"
• "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
• "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium III Xeon processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
• "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
• "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
• "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis, the greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"