Losing My Connection (Version 1)

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By: Alan Zacher

Original: "Losing My Religion" (REM)

 

Windoze is bigger

It's bigger than Earth

But not quite as big as

The things that I must do now

To upgrade all my stuff

Oh no I need more RAM

I set it up

 

That's me in the corner

That's me on the help line

Losing my connection

Trying to keep up with OS/2

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no I need more RAM

I haven't bought enough

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you Ping!

I think I thought I saw a GPF

 

Every nightmare

Of velour vest wearing Borg, I'm

Purchasing new hardware

Trying to cool my CPU

Like a Pentium that become a 286

Oh no I need more RAM

Resistance is futile.

 

Consider this

The OS of the century

Consider this

The OS that brought me

To my knees failed

Now all these open apps have

Come crashing down

Now I need more RAM

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you Ping!

I think I thought I saw a GPF

 

But that was just a dream

I hope that was a dream...