"Windows Error-codes"
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Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found.
MicroSoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so here they
are:
- WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
- WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
- WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in
every file
- WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
- WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
- WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
- WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on
hardware
- WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
- WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has
happened
- WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox
full
- WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 500Gb
- WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More!
More!
- WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
- WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
- WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this
happened
- WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our
developers
- WinErr: 011 Unexpected error - Huh ?
- WinErr: 012 Graphics adaptor error - Please follow on screen
prompts
- WinErr: 013 Random error - Haha! Unlucky!!
- WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think
of.
- WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed.
Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
- WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!!
- WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall
all your software. We are sorry.
- WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this
error. Next time you will get a penalty.
- WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be
inadeqaute.
- WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own
code.
- WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait.
And wait.
- WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our
developers.
- WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors
will be lost.
- WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a
dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automaticly be closed and the virus will be activated again.
- WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - The mouse driver has not been
installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
- WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors
encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
- WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working
perfectly for the past ten minutes
- WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to
play another game?
- WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while
waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
- WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Mb
available
- WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly,
I'm not lying, your monitor is wrong
- WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
- WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
- WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in
perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any
more
- WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were
neatly arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess them up and
put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place
- WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer
gets screwed
- Winerr: 294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or I'll show your
wife the JPG's you just downloaded