P234CEEFAX 234 Wed 19 Oct 12:02/14          I've got a very dashing hat It's metal with a handle But someone put@some stew in it It must have been a vandal Dobin my pet parrot Lives in our bath tub He's handy when I wash in sand To give my back a scrub A man said to mj "Are you mad?" I said "Mad?" He said "Yes" I said "Who?" He said "You" I said "Me?"  He said "Yes" I said "No"  Thanks to Shelley Hulme, London More Fun! Fun Index More Fun! BBC2 TV