P552ORACLE 552 Mon 2 Dec C4 1701:28         What does a hedgehog like for lunch? Prickled onions!... Why are cooks bullies? Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs!.... What day do vampires celebrate? Saint Batricks Day! ... KNOCK, KNOCK. Who's There? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be out- side for a change?.... What did Big Chief Running Water call his two sons? Hot and Cold! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Laura Albery, Nicki & Kerri Bode  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL S*, LONDON W1V 1,L

P552ORACLE 552 Mon 2 Dec C4 1701:50         Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one .... and the other two got away with minor injuries!... What is a very popular perfume? A best smeller!... Son: Dad, can I have five pence please? Father: Don't you think youWre getting a bit big to ask for five pence? Son: Perhaps youWre right, can I have 50p?!.... Waiter, waiter there's a cockroach in my soup! That's strange, it's normally a fly! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Helen McCartney, Christopher and Sarah Breed  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHA,L S*, LONDON W1V 1,L