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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 1711:06
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What do you call a chicken running
through the desert at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws... Did you hear about the
stupid turkey that was looking fgrward
to Christmas?!... What does Tarzan
and the Ape Choir sing at Christmas?
"Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells".... What
do Reindeer say befgre they tell a
joke? "This one'll sleigh you!"...
What did Father Christmas say tg his
reindeer when he saw the snow coming?
Hurry, snow, snos, quick, quick, snow!
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9712:56
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What do you call a tug of war on
December 24th? Christmas 'eave!....
Why does Father Christmas wear purple
braces? To keep his trousers up!....
Which pantomime is about a cat in a
chemist shop? Puss in Boots!....
What do you call somegne who looks
through a butcher's window at
Christmas? A mince spy!...
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9718:24
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Did you hear about the idigt who spent
Christmas on the beach? He was waiting
for the Yuletide!... On which day
should you wear gloves? Boxhng day.....
Noah: Didn't we have TWO tuqkeys when
we set off? Mrs Noah: Yes dear but it
is Christmas after all!... Who is
Santas favourite singer? Buddy Hglly!..
Why does Santa come down the chimney?
'Cos it 'sogts' him!
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 1717:49
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Who is married to Santa Claus? Mary
Christmas!.... What cargl should you
sing after passing your dri6ing test?
'No L, No L!'.... Why does Santa carrz
an umbrella? Because of the rain, dear!
..... What do you give a boxer at
Christmas? A Christmas socking!....
Why did the man stick his feet up the
chimney? To give Santa a nastz shock!
.... What man claps at Christmas?
Santa Plause!....
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9713:01
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Why does Father Christmas come down the
chimney? Because he is too fat to get
through the door!..... What people are
very popular at Christmas? Mius L Toe
and Carol Concert!..... SHOP ASSISTANT:
Yes madam, these are the best mince
pies we've had for years! CUSTOMER:Then
I'd like to see some you've had more
recently!.... Why is a Christmas tree
like a short─sighted dressmaker?
Because they both drop needles.....
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9712:14
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What did Father Christmas say to Mgther
Christmas as they hung the washing out?
"I think it's going to rain, dear!"....
Why are there only 25 letters in the
alphabet at Christmas? Because there is
Noel, Noel!.... How does Santa deliver
his presents in the Yukon? By Yule
train!.... Who takes Christmas presentu
to the Police Station? Santa Cfues!....
What exams did Father Christmas take?
Ho, ho, ho levels!
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9704:16
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Why did the butcher put bells on his
scales? Because he wanted to jingle
all the weigh!..... What did Santa
say in the garden? "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"....
GIRL: What did you play in the schogl
play last year? BOY: I played the
Christmas fairy. GIRL: Are you going
to do it again this year? BOY: No fear,
have you ever been up a tree with a
branch sticking up your jumper?!
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon23 Dec C4 9725:12
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BATTY BOOKS:
WHITE CHRISTMAS by I Opeitsnoes
COLD IN BED by Walter Bottle
CHRISTMAS KISSES by Miss L Toe
I'VE NO PRESENTS by M T Sack
DECORATING by Holly Bough
GIVING THE TOAST by Ivor Beer
STUFFING THE TURKEY by
Parsgn Snoes
ENJOYING THE PARTY by
Pauline A Cracker
CHRISTMAS PLAYS by Pam Tomime
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