P552ORACLE 552 Mon30 Dec C4 1740:58         What gets wet while it is drying? A tea towel!..... What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dip an elephant into youq tea!... What happened when the boy ghost met the girl ghost? It was love at first fright!.... Who is Dracula's favourite crime fighter? Batman!...... What do you say when you meet a two- headed monster? "Hello, hello!" Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Timothy Coussens, Rajna Taheem, Usha Thurry  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL

P552ORACLE 552 Mon30 Dec C4 1744:00         Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with!... What's the definition of beans on toast? Skinheads on a raft!.. What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat or a millipede with sore feet? A croc- odile with toothache!.... How can you tell if you have elephants in your fridge? Footprints in the butter!..... What is big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!... Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Desmond Jones, Aaron Dugdale, Anne Stilliard  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL