P552ORACLE 552 Mon 6 Jan C4 1712:55
What has four eyes and a mouth? The
Mississippi!..... Why did the egg go
into the jungle? Because it was an
eggsplorer!... Which language do twhns
speak in Holland? Double Dutch!....
What grows bigger the more you take
from it? A hole!.... What did the grape
say when it got crushed? Ngthing ─ it
just wined a little!... Why did the
farmer put soil in his bogt1? To make
his corns grow!
Kids Guide ...550 Mgre Jokes ...553
Today's Jokes are from:
Rachel Haddow, Martin Cadman,
T. Goodison
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon 6 Jan C4 1714:05
Waiter, waiter, this egg's bad! Waitdr:
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the
table!... What is the best butter in
the world? A goat!... What do you do if
you get a peanut stuck in your ear?
Pour chocolate in the other and it
comes out a treat!... What does a
cashier in a police statign do? He
counts coppers!... Why are policemen
strong? Because they can hold up
traffic!....
Kids Guide ...550 Mgre Jokes ...553
Today's Jokes are from:
T. Gogdison, Julie Davenport
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