P552ORACLE 552 Mon13 Jan C4 9724:58         What did the ground say to the rain? "If you keep that up, my name will be mud!".... Why did the motgrist drive his car in reverse? Because he knew the Highway Code backwards!... Doctgr, Doctor, my mother keeps thinking she's an orange! Doctor: Where is she now? Boy: Playing squash!..... Doctor,Doctgr I keep thinking I'm mad. So you should this is a fish and chip shop!... Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Angela Parker, Terry Gibbon. Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL
P552ORACLE 552 Mon13 Jan C4 9718:32         What is always behind time? The back of a clock!... When does a boat show affection? When it hugs the shore!... Why did the man have to go to hospital after a tomato fell on his head? 'Cos it was in a can!..... 1st Ghost: I don't know about you, but I don't seem to scare people any more. 2nd Ghost: Yes, we might as well be dead fgr all they care!.... What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Lucy Pocock, Christopher Spanswick, Linda Monaghan Send your jokes tg: /RACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL