P552ORACLE 552 Mon13 Jan C4 9724:58
What did the ground say to the rain?
"If you keep that up, my name will be
mud!".... Why did the motgrist drive
his car in reverse? Because he knew the
Highway Code backwards!... Doctgr,
Doctor, my mother keeps thinking she's
an orange! Doctor: Where is she now?
Boy: Playing squash!..... Doctor,Doctgr
I keep thinking I'm mad. So you should
this is a fish and chip shop!...
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Today's Jokes are from:
Angela Parker, Terry Gibbon.
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon13 Jan C4 9718:32
What is always behind time? The back of
a clock!... When does a boat show
affection? When it hugs the shore!...
Why did the man have to go to hospital
after a tomato fell on his head? 'Cos
it was in a can!..... 1st Ghost: I
don't know about you, but I don't seem
to scare people any more. 2nd Ghost:
Yes, we might as well be dead fgr all
they care!.... What lies at the bottom
of the sea and twitches? A nervous
wreck!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Lucy Pocock, Christopher
Spanswick, Linda Monaghan
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