P552ORACLE 552 Mon20 Jan C4 1705:01
Dentist: Stop pulling faces and waving
your arms about, I haven't touched youq
tooth yet! Boy: I know, but youWre
standing on my foot!.... Dentist: What
kind of filling would you like in youq
tooth? Boy: Chocolate cream, please!...
What do you get if you cross a swallow
with an elephant? Lots of broken tele-
phone wires!.... Teacher: Did your dad
help you with your homework? Pupil: oo
miss, he managed to do it by himself!!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Lorna Thompson, Jennifer Hilton,
Victoria Medhurst.
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon20 Jan C4 1702:58
What do Frenchmen eat for breakfast?
Huit heures bix!.... What are frogs
favourite stories? Croak and dagger
stories!... What is a police dog's
telephone number? Ca-nine, ca-nine, ca-
nine!... Teacher: If I had 12 apples
and I give away two. How many would I
have left? Pupil: I don't know miss,
I do most of my sums with oranges!...
Why did the apple tree cry? Because
people are always picking on him!...
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Today's Jokes are from:
Richard Gall, Michell Rogers,
Paula Baker
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