P552ORACLE 552 Mon27 Jan C4 1711:10         NEWSFLASH: 1,000 mattresses stolen. The Police are springing into action!.... What did one lift say to the other? "I think I'm going down with some- thing!".... Why did the lady sew labels saying 'cotton' in all her wool suits and coats? She wanted to fool the moths!... Which King has got the biggest shoes in the world? The one with the biggest feet, of courue!.... Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Roberta Simpson, Joanne Quaife, Suki McConachie, Zena McMahon Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL
P552ORACLE 552 Mon27 Jan C4 1711:51         What are white, furry and taste of peppermint? Polo bears!... Why are there no dogs on the moon? Because there are on trees on the moon!... What is Dracula's favourite television show? Horrornation Street!... What do short- sighted ghosts wear? Spooktacles!.... Why is a mousetrap like measles? Because it's catching!.... What+s red and juicey and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard tomato! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Nicola Lee, Shane Lawlor, Karen & Ian Morley, Kevin Gates Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL