P552ORACLE 552 Mon27 Jan C4 1711:10
NEWSFLASH: 1,000 mattresses stolen. The
Police are springing into action!....
What did one lift say to the other?
"I think I'm going down with some-
thing!".... Why did the lady sew labels
saying 'cotton' in all her wool suits
and coats? She wanted to fool the
moths!... Which King has got the
biggest shoes in the world? The one
with the biggest feet, of courue!....
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Today's Jokes are from:
Roberta Simpson, Joanne Quaife,
Suki McConachie, Zena McMahon
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon27 Jan C4 1711:51
What are white, furry and taste of
peppermint? Polo bears!... Why are
there no dogs on the moon? Because
there are on trees on the moon!... What
is Dracula's favourite television show?
Horrornation Street!... What do short-
sighted ghosts wear? Spooktacles!....
Why is a mousetrap like measles?
Because it's catching!.... What+s red
and juicey and goes putt, putt, putt?
An outboard tomato!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Nicola Lee, Shane Lawlor,
Karen & Ian Morley, Kevin Gates
Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES,
25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL