P552ORACLE 552 Mon 3 Feb C4 1702:45
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell.
Doctor: Take these pills and give me a
ring!... Doctor, doctor, I feel like an
electric wire! Doctor: How shocking!...
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a parrot!
Doctor: Just perch there a minute!...
What do you get if you cross a bear and
a skunk? Winnie the Pooh!... What is
the Devil's favourite drink? Demonade!.
.. Why are vampires crazy? Because
they're bats!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Alison Gall, Wendy Jones
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon 3 Feb C4 1712:14
What's red and white and goes round and
round? Father Christmas in a washing
machine!.... Why couldn't the secret
agent smell anything? Because he had a
code in the nose!... KNOCK, KNOCK Who's
There? Santa Santa who? Santa forward
in our team was ill today!... Do you
know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short cows!... What do you
call a small wound? A short cut!...
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Today's Jokes are from:
Wendy Jones, Paul Mezen,
Derek Atkinson.
Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES,
25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL