P552ORACLE 552 Mon10 Feb C4 1711:17
Why can't centipedes play football?
Because by the time they get their
boots on, the game will be over!...
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my
soup! Waiter:That's all right sir, the
spider on your bread roll will get rid
of it!... When was medicine first
mentioned in the Bible? When God gave
Moses two tablets!... What happened to
the girl who slept with her head under
the pillow? The fairies took all her
teeth away!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Gavin Walmsley, Sarah Rust,
Paul Taylor, Gillian Rankin
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon10 Feb C4 1711:41
Boy: My budgie lays square eggs. Girl:
Really, can it talk as well? Boy: Yes,
one word. Girl: What's that? Boy: OUCH!
... What does a deaf fisherman use?
A herring aid!... 1st boy: I forgot my
sister's birthday. 2nd boy: Blimey,
what did she say? 1st boy: Nothing -
for six weeks!... What lies in a pram
and wobbles? A jelly baby!... What is
big and white and is found in Florida?
A lost polar bear!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Omar Hussain, Lynsay Bell
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