P552ORACLE 552 Mon24 Feb C4 1716:00
Doctor, doctor, I can't see things that
are far away. Doctor: What's that out
of the window? Patient: The sun.
Doctor: Well how far do you want to
see?!... What was made today but used
yesterday? Your bed!... Dad: Who broke
the window? Tommy: It was Andrew, Dad,
he ducked when I threw a stone at him!
What do you call a roman with a cold?
Julius Sneezer!... What did the guests
sing at the Eskimo's party? "Freeze a
jolly good fellow!"
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Today's Jokes are from:
Sean Traynor, Lisa Pickering,
Michelle & Russell Massey
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P552ORACLE 552 Mon24 Feb C4 1702:20
Who's the boss of the hankies? The
hankie-chief!... How do we know that
strawberries are lazy? Because they
spend their entire lives in beds!...
Who wears the biggest hat? The man
with the biggest head!... Have you ever
seen a man-eating lion? No, but I've
seen a man eating fish and chips!....
Boy: I was surrounded by lions in the
park this morning! Girl: By lions?!
Boy: Yes, Dande-lions!
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Today's Jokes are from:
Susan Street, Jason Hacker,
Emma Kidson, Susan Wooler
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