P552ORACLE 552 Mon 3 Mar C4 1724:25         Why did the farmer go round his potato field with a steam roller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!... Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dustbin! Doctor: Don't talk rubbish!... What fish sings songs? A tuna fish!.... When Chief Shortcake died, his wife said, "Squaw bury Shortcake!"..... Foreman: Why do you carry only half as much as the others? Worker: I guess the others are too lazy to make two trips! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Brian Salter, Joy Beasley, Karen Humphries.  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL

P552ORACLE 552 Mon 3 Mar C4 1718:08         Where do sheep shop? At woolworths!... What driver could never be arrested for speeding? A screwdriver!... How did the monkey make toast? He put it under the gorilla!... Did you hear about the composer who spent most of his time in bed? He wrote sheet music!... Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!... What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot Cross Bunnies! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's Jokes are from: Stuart Whitehouse, Keeley Farrington Kelly McKerr.  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON 0W1V 1LL