Not only that, but I've named myself after a great big black labrador, which generally eats everything in sight.
Well, my reputation preceeds me, so I'll just include some photographic evidence of me on a fact finding mission (honest) to Amsterdam!
Well, apologies for the inclusion of said photograph, but you didn't
HAVE to look at it. (The seven foot monstrosities are in fact
seats in front of the world's first porno movie at the
Amsterdam Sex Museum)
Many thanks for wasting your valuble time reading this. Love and kisses from Winston.